For the coffee drinker who tells it like it is.

These aren't your grandma’s coasters. They're solid wood, UV-printed with snarky sentiments that’ll make any coffee table more fun — and any morning more bearable.

Each coaster features a durable, sealed top to handle drips and spills, plus a cork backing that protects your surfaces from scratches. Whether you’re working from home, sipping solo, or gifting to a caffeine-addicted friend, these coasters hit with humor and function.

Two Designs. Maximum Mood.

1. “May Your Coffee Kick In Before Reality Does”
   For the mornings when you're trying to be a person.

2. “Coffee Spelled Backwards is EEFFOC...”
   And let’s be honest — you really don’t give effoc until the caffeine hits.

These make great stocking stuffers, add-on gifts, or desk upgrades.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 4" × 4" × 1.25" solid wood with a matte UV-protected finish
  

• Backed with cork padding for surface protection

• Wipes clean easily — no coaster rings or coffee stains

• Designed to actually be used — not just look cute
  

Add It to Your Coffee Ritual (or Gifting List)

Pair these with your favorite bag of Java Planet Organic Coffee and you’ve got an instant, low-key gift that feels personal, useful, and hilarious.

Care Instructions:

• Wipe clean with a damp cloth

• Don’t soak or run through dishwasher (they’re wood, not magic)

• Store flat when not in use